About Us
John Binjuice lived a quiet life, until everyone in his town suddenly transformed into terrifying beasts.
With horns. Big, scary horns.
Now, John is the last human left. He has, so far, resisted the horn. But with the beasts smashing down the walls (of the very theatre you're sat in), his humanity is fading… A horn never looked so good.
Watch as John attempts to save ALL HUMANITY through song, dance, and running around and shouting about soup.
An riotous comedy about life after catastrophe and hope in the face of absurdity. Prepare to laugh (a lot), cry (a little), and pee (your pants).
"'Hysterically funny, feral, and full of feeling" ★★★★★ Broadway Baby (Edinburgh Fringe 2025 review)
"Ridiculous in the best way" ★★★★ West End Best Friend
"Beautifully odd… absolute silliness" ★★★★ Everything Theatre
Guide Prices
| Ticket Type | Ticket Tariff |
|---|---|
| Adult | £5.00 per ticket |
Note: Prices are a guide only and may change on a daily basis.


